50% off the clearance at Macys 8/27

After our Red Star Clearance Excursion, which was a bust for me personally because I got a glimpse of my fat ass in the full-length mirror and suddenly didn't feel like buying ANYTHING, Gael and I headed down to Macys. (Jorge, if you are reading this, I need to double my sessions next week when I get back from Disneyland) Anyway, we were in the shoe section, loving on the size 7s, when lights started to flash and a voice came over the PA system and instructed us to evacuate because there was a fire in the building. If Macys doesn't burn to the ground, I highly reccomend checking the sale out. The prices were really good.